We've heard it so many times before "The Studs won't play outside of Leigh" and indeed, this has been the case for quite some time. Recently however, the band were persuaded to play a one-off special show in Corby - a night to remember we can assure you.

Logistically, it's difficult to transport a band the size of STUD 100. For a start, two vans are required – not merely to transport the requisite equipment and personnel to and from the venue, nor just to accommodate Bobby’s ego – but also to ensure that the brass section have sufficient beer for a two hour journey. The show was a massive success, but our news story this month contains no details of the gig, but rather, the fantastic new motorway pastime created by our illustrious leader Sir JB ...

… 'GUESS THE ARSE' is really quite a simple sport, all that's required are two vehicles, two mobile phones, a rat-arsed soul band and long stretches of motorway. Aside from amusing passers-by, this game provides hours of fun on an otherwise mundane journey home. The outright winner was the Mighty Walnut, a man who's spent many a long hour in the Lifstan Way toilets - presumably in the interests of research, should such a game ever be invented. Almost every arse was correctly identified, except for the 'wild card', the taut and muscular cheeks of Trev the driver.

So why not try it for yourselves? Or for the more conservative amongst you, next month's featured activity: 'Have You Ever Had Your Bangers Weheyed?'